Short Shakespeare
Narrator: You’ve probably heard of Shakespeare
Actor: (acting it out) To be or not to be, that is the question, whether ‘tis noble in the mind....
Narrator : And you’ve probably heard of condensed Shakespeare
Actor: (less acting) Be or don’t be
Narrator: But what if you don’t have hardly any time at all? Well now there’s new “Shakespeare in 3/4 of a Second”. Listen
Actor: (standing still) aaaaaaaaaaa (one single monotonic noise)
Narrator: Why waste all that precious time when you can see all of Shakespeare’s plays in the amount of time that most reflects your interest.
Actor: (again) aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Actor: (dressed like soldier) aaaaaaaaaaaa
Narrator: Look for these and other fine products in bookstores next to the Cliff Notes of Cliff Notes